How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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