why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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