I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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