Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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