How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't turn off my feet"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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