super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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