she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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