I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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