What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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