3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Randomize
