shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You took a bar mat shot.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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