so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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