I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
