I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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