Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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