oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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