awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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