What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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