i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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