Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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