why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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