I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I bet he comes in French.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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