i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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