Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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