smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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