that's an acceptable place to lick
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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