Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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