This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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