Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My penis needs a shock collar
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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