Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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