Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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