Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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