Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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