If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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