So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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