Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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