I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's the barista slut.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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