Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She swung at the pinata with crutches
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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