Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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