I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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