Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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