Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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