She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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