he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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