What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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