He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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