Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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