Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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