next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
