you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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