Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
there is glitter all over my balls
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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